May 15, 2003

My ne’er-do-well cousin has written a book that, within days of its publication, is the 78th most often purchased book at amazon.com. I find it almost impossible to believe that I share any genetic material with the author of this work, but we look enough alike that, unfortunately, there’s no gainsaying the obvious, if disturbing, truth.

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5 Responses to My ne'er-do-well cousin has written

  1. Tin Man says:

    Oh my god. I’m so sorry.

    I really hope that book is tongue in cheek (as it were).

  2. David says:

    I want to make some comment about how Amazon tells us the “Dimensions (in inches)” of your cousin’s book, but I know you must be deeply in mourning already.

  3. Joel says:

    I must chime in. Fear not dear Faustus. That is one of the most horrible things I’ve ever seen. It is a travesty. It’s moderate, and surely temporary, success can only be explained by it’s egregious title and pap appeal to the lowest order of human. I feel soiled just having read the excerpts. Please excuse me. Must shower. J-

  4. Silvya says:

    If I were not so madly in love with your writing, Faustus, I would immediately have to stop reading your blog for fear of contamination! My greatest sympathies….

  5. Angelo says:

    Of course, you know what you have to do now: Author the “First Complete Guide to Handling Assholes” in retaliation.

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