Okay, so you know when you’re good friends with a guy, but really you’re in love with him, but he’s not in love with you, and he says, “I’ll give you a call tonight,” and you get home and find out they’ve turned your electricity off because you forgot to pay your bill, and so your answering machine isn’t working, so you can’t leave your apartment because what if he calls while you’re gone and you get back and you have no way of knowing if he called or not, and you can’t *69 him because maybe somebody else called after him while you were gone, and you certainly can’t call him and say, did you call me?, and the electricity is off so you can’t watch TV and you light a bunch of candles and try to read but there still isn’t enough light, so you just sit there alone in your apartment in the dark and wait for him to call, which he never does?
Don’t you just hate that?
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