April 27, 2003
Okay, I'm going to say this once and once only, so listen up.
If you are invited to an orgy, you should assume, unless you are told otherwise, that the other guests will be interested in exploring various and sundry parts of your body, not just the ones traditionally associated with sex acts.
So please don't wear deodorant.
It tastes really gross.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 02:56 PM
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Comments
1) Erin said (on 04/27/03 at 05:32 PM):
Some facial moisturizers taste rather disgusting too.
2) elflad said (on 04/27/03 at 10:38 PM):
And here I thought that the axillae were traditionally associated with sex acts. Maybe I'm not as vanilla as I've always thought.
3) Tin Man said (on 04/28/03 at 11:22 AM):
Cripes... between this post and Saturday's, it sounds like you had a busy weekend.
4) Jeff said (on 04/28/03 at 01:41 PM):
Gosh, the things I learn on the Internet....
5) Convivia said (on 04/28/03 at 07:31 PM):
Sleeping with only French people would solve this dilemma neatly.
6) Sebastian said (on 04/28/03 at 11:23 PM):
i almost had sex with someone who gamely threw his arms open -- for me to see that there were traces of deodorant CAKING (or crystallizing?) in the pits. needless to say, i told him to go home.
7) PatCH said (on 04/29/03 at 12:24 AM):
Apologies, next time I will try to remember.
8) Anonymous said (on 05/ 2/03 at 10:19 PM):
What's the alternative though? Really bad bo? So the good taste offsets the bad smell?
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