February 21, 2003
Tonight I am leaving for the weekend to go on a ski trip with the gay cheerleading squad. I have not been skiing in over twenty years, and I was terrible at it even then. Apparently, though, everybody else on the squad is in more or less the same position, which makes me feel better.
Picture it: a bunch of fags screaming in terror as they stumble down the bunny slope.
In my absence, this man and his dog will be guest blogging for me.
I'll return Monday. I hope my limbs will be intact. I'm certain my dignity won't.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 03:57 PM
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Comments
1) Akasha said (on 02/21/03 at 08:33 PM):
Have fun! :D
2) Convivia said (on 02/21/03 at 09:06 PM):
"Ski trip with the gay cheerleading squad" sounds like a great premise for a porn movie.
3) michelle said (on 02/22/03 at 01:22 AM):
woohoo - all goblin all the time
hope you have a nice trip.
4) sam said (on 02/24/03 at 12:43 AM):
Whatever happened to your last guest blogger? Or has he disappeared into the underworld of after-parties?
5) BENDER!! said (on 02/26/03 at 04:22 AM):
Where in the Poconos did you go? (Don't say Shawnee!)
6) Faustus, MD said (on 02/26/03 at 06:32 AM):
Shawnee.
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