Once again, I’ve let too much of the day slip by and have neither the time nor the emotional energy to write about my disastrous ski trip. I would promise to do so tomorrow but I have too little faith in my ability to keep my word.
In the meantime, I seem to be going either deaf or insane, or perhaps both. Yesterday I was taking the crosstown bus to gymnastics class and the bus driver said, “Tenth Avenue next.”
Except that wasn’t what I heard. What I heard was “Goddamn eunuchs.”
Though, this being Manhattan, maybe that’s exactly what he said.
Hey it has to be better than the guy in Chicago who made Wabush Ave (or whatever it is) sound more like OAJFEOE*FOA:HE:LKHAE:LKANVEJAEH than anything else…
You’d be surprised how many eunuchs run around NYC.
I think they hangout with the hermaphrodites.
Hey, have you been able to vote on my “MEN” poll yet? I don’t have any prob getting in. Let me know!