For those of us who are single and bitter on this Valentine’s Day, I have compiled a very short list of activities:
1. Make a submission to the Valentine’s Day haiku project [link no longer active] (run by east/west [link no longer active]), in which one writes haiku to (or at) one’s ex (or exes). Here are my two entries:
Saint Valentine was
beaten with clubs, head chopped off:
Fucker deserved it.
Remember when I
said I disliked oral sex?
I meant just with you.
Feel free to add to the list.