February 14, 2003

For those of us who are single and bitter on this Valentine’s Day, I have compiled a very short list of activities:

1. Make a submission to the Valentine’s Day haiku project [link no longer active] (run by east/west [link no longer active]), in which one writes haiku to (or at) one’s ex (or exes). Here are my two entries:

Saint Valentine was
beaten with clubs, head chopped off:
Fucker deserved it.

Remember when I
said I disliked oral sex?
I meant just with you.

2. Buy and read How to Heal the Hurt by Hating by Anita Liberty. Here is an excerpt.

Feel free to add to the list.

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