December 26, 2002
Zzzzzzzzzz.
I have decided to post ze very first entry with zees outrageous French accent, so as to show off ze complete functionality of my keyboard. I will also make references as often as possible to Zefirelli, Zagat's, Leon Czolgosz, and zat hirsute 80s favorite, ZZ Top. Sad how much pop culture is cut off in ze absence of a single 10-point Scrabble tile.
A little Milksopian trivia: At the age of 11, I lied about my age to get a paper route. (My mother, ever a conspirator with fraudulent doctor's notes, et al, backed me up on this.) With the proceeds from this child labor, I began the deliberate and methodical purchase of each and every Barbra Streisand album. (Note to Faustus: I am not encoding her name, because she's a public figure, and this story doesn't end with me having sex with her, anyway...) After a time, my mother forbade me to use my earnings to buy any more records. But I kept buying them anyway - one a week until I had acquired all 39 - smuggling the contraband (contraBabs?) into my house via taking the screen off my window, tossing them them (gently) through said window into my room, and then making a grand (read: theatrical) entrance, declaring how I had purchased nothing at the mall that day.
My life has only become gayer and more deceitful with time.
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1) chevy said (on 12/27/02 at 08:49 AM):
how could it possibly get gayer OR more deceitful?
how is it that im so in love with you it hurts?
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