December 13, 2002
Today someone found my blog by doing a google search for "my first orgy."
Is this some kind of Fisher Price toy for really precocious homosexual children?
I can just see the commercials now:
DAD (returning from work): "Hey, hon, where's Christopher?"
MOM (wiping hands on apron): "Oh, he just can't get enough of that My First Orgy!"
CHRISTOPHER (from behind closed door): "Let me see if I can get them both in at the same time! Mphblphmphblphmph."
DAD: "Do you think he'll ever let me play with it?"
(MOM rolls her eyes and smiles at DAD, who grins sheepishly back.)
CHRISTOPHER: "I promise it won't hurt."
(MOM and DAD burst into peals of laughter. MUSIC. FADE OUT.)
Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:47 PM
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Comments
1) JW said (on 12/14/02 at 04:59 AM):
Extraordinarily funny! I approve.
- PS - fulfilled my promise to help a first-time drunk tonight. The universe will give you good karma within the next 24 hours, I look forward to reading what that is.
2) Richard Evans Lee said (on 12/15/02 at 12:15 AM):
Google seems to like to index blogs for sexual words and phrases. I can understand why I get hits from "why can't guys wear dresses?" but not "christina aguilera blurred and naked." Oh well, makes reading my referrals a hoot.
3) Adam807 said (on 12/16/02 at 11:29 AM):
So of course I had to run out and do a Google search for "my first orgy." I have to wonder what this guy was looking for. I didn't have the strength to scan through all 200 results, but I did find my new favorite URL: www.nasty-fuck-bitch.com.
You're on page 2. The 2nd most amusing result was this article from The Onion. Makes you really appreciate your unattractive orgy hosts now, doesn't it?
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