November 23, 2002

Today I heard the following conversation on the subway from two pubescent children:

PUBESCENT CHILD #1: “We’re trying to decide between St. Thomas or St. Croix.”

PUBESCENT CHILD #2: “Oh, not St. Thomas. They’re mean and rude.”

PC #1: “Yeah, that’s why my dad said he was never going back to St. Thomas, ’cause the natives were horrible.”

PC #2: “Yeah. St. Croix’s the way to go.”

No jury on earth would have convicted me.

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2 Responses to Today I heard the following

  1. Jeff says:

    Indeed, a reward might even have been in order….

  2. OOOH!!! If it happens again can I watch?


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