Today I heard the following conversation on the subway from two pubescent children:
PUBESCENT CHILD #1: “We’re trying to decide between St. Thomas or St. Croix.”
PUBESCENT CHILD #2: “Oh, not St. Thomas. They’re mean and rude.”
PC #1: “Yeah, that’s why my dad said he was never going back to St. Thomas, ’cause the natives were horrible.”
PC #2: “Yeah. St. Croix’s the way to go.”
No jury on earth would have convicted me.