I think my hairline is receding.
Excuse me while I leap out of my window.
Too bad it’s only on the second floor.
You can always try Rogaine or maybe you’ll be one of those people who looks good balding or bald.
Or you could get a hair transplant or wear a toupee or paint in a new hairline with a magic marker.
Wear a Gilligan-type hat all the time, that’s what you should do. In a pinch, a straw hat with a wide brim would do.
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