I have a new crush. He is so cute I can hardly stand it.
The problem is that I can’t blog about him effectively, because there’s a small chance he might read my blog. I gave him the URL a few weeks ago and, though he has given me no indication that he’s actually read it, he could be either a) reading it and not telling me about it or b) waiting to read it until he gets a chance to enjoy it, so I can’t write anything that will uniquely identify him, or he might read it and know it’s him, or this other person who happens to work with him in a professional capacity might read it and know it’s him, though I don’t know if that person is reading it either, but if he is then that would be an unacceptable invasion of my crush’s privacy, and furthermore since I have no way to know whether my crush is actually reading it or not (because of course I can’t do something as sensible as asking him), I would be constantly tortured by uncertainty about whether he’d read what I wrote about him or not and realized what a NEUROTIC FREAK I am.
Don’t you wish you were me? Then you could be this healthy all the time.
He is so cute I can hardly stand it.