October 02, 2002
I am wildly excited.
I have found a web site through which one can buy titles of nobility.
For less than the price of a cup of coffee a day for a year, I am going to become a viscount.
It's unclear to me whether this title is hereditary, but since the odds against my having any children are quite high, I'm not going to worry about it.
Once I have my title, I will force all my friends and sexual partners to address me as "My Lord."
Oh, wait, I already do.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 11:54 PM
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1) PatCH said (on 10/ 3/02 at 11:16 AM):
Less than the price of a year's cup of coffee? What is this, the viscount discount?
2) D.R. said (on 10/ 3/02 at 01:49 PM):
Wait... the price of a Starbucks cup of coffee, a Dunkin Donuts cup of coffee, or a vending machine cup of coffee? Given this economic spectrum, we are looking at potential differences of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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