September 29, 2002
Yesterday I passed a sign in the west village that advertised "Tator Cards and Plam Reading."
I wish I had a plam, so that I could get it read. Maybe then I would find out the answers to all my questions and the solutions to all my problems.
Of course, if I had a plam, maybe I wouldn't have any questions or problems in the first place.
If anybody knows where I can get a good plam for not too much money, please let me know.
Used is fine.
Posted by Faustus, MD at 08:28 AM
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1) D.R. said (on 09/29/02 at 10:44 PM):
I am disappointed that they were not "tater" cards, as the mind boggles around those possibilities. I would say that tater cards would be a much surer bet than anything having to do with plams, which are notoriously unreliable and not nearly as tasty.
2) gary said (on 09/30/02 at 10:05 AM):
Plams are sold at the same place where they sell tator cards.
3) Brian, the 646 Guy said (on 09/30/02 at 12:24 PM):
Plams, for the record, were the devices used in The X Files to stab the alien creatures at the base of their neck because that was the only way to kill them. It was like a switchblade except for the fact that the plam was encased in a tube and you pressed a button to make the dagger part pop out so you can kill, kill, kill
4) Jeff said (on 09/30/02 at 06:47 PM):
It's nice to know that Dan Quayle has found gainful employment lettering signs in New York City.
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