Today, I was IMing with a friend about T.H. She asked, “does he adore you?”
“Yes, he does,” I typed. “And I adore him.”
Luckily I erased “and I adore him” before I pressed enter.
Because if I said it to somebody, that might make it true, and where would that leave me?
well, you’ve just said it to all your readers, so i’m gonna say you’re pretty much screwed!