I have decided to get a tattoo. I have long been considering it, but what tipped the balance is that T.H. has a really sexy tattoo (of an Aquarius sign) on his pelvis just above his crotch.
The trick, so to speak, is to come up with the right tattoo. I suppose I could get a Capricorn sign, but that looks too much like the delete mark in proofreading for comfort. What if somebody who was fooling around down there thought I wanted to delete him? Or thought I had deleted somebody else?
My friend B.N. suggested just “This Way” with an arrow pointing down, or perhaps “Objects in crotch are larger than they appear.”
Really, though, I like T.H.’s suggestion, which was “Deliveries in rear.”