December 5, 2007

Today I was on the phone with my lawyer and call waiting beeped and it was my psychiatrist.

I think this makes me a real live New Yorker.

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7 Responses to Today I was on the phone with my lawyer and call waiting beeped

  1. Dylan says:

    actually, I think it makes you part LA

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  2. Dan says:

    No, I think you also needed to have your real estate broker on the line, as well.

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  3. tim says:

    I agree with Dan on the real estate broker. You also need your trainer texting you.

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  4. henry says:

    I think you also need to have the Chinese delivery guy waiting at the door.

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  5. matt says:

    [tim] I think the trainer axis is already covered by the whole exercise teaching thing.

    [Joel] As a foreigner, I can’t rightly estimate to what extent this conjunction legitimizes your New Yorkerhood, but it does at least border on caricature — what more can one ask?

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  6. Chris says:

    you also need someone under the desk giving you a blowjob or at least tickling your vagina. cos new york is about sex see.

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  7. jace says:

    i have been on the phone plenty of times with my dad when my bf calls!!! ur still special tho

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