June 25, 2007

Over the weekend, E.S. and I went to a wedding in Washington, D.C. In our hotel room the night before the event, we had the following conversation.

E.S.: I want to watch TV.
FAUSTUS: Fine by me.
E.S.: But the remote is all the way over there.
FAUSTUS: …
E.S.: Could you go get it for me?
FAUSTUS: No.
E.S.: Whore.
FAUSTUS: You know, it used to be that when I didn’t do what you wanted you called me a brat. Now you call me a whore.
E.S.: Well, our relationship has evolved.

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7 Responses to Over the weekend, E

  1. Sounds healthy to me.

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  2. Lauren says:

    So, is he consciously aware that he’s regurgitating Mean Girls dialogue, or is it just completely unintentional synchronicity on his part?

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  3. Jeff says:

    And then you and E.S. had sex.

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  4. TED says:

    I’m confused. Is “whore” meant to be an insult?

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  5. copperred says:

    He’s just jealous people will pay for your art. Isn’t he?

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  6. goblinbox says:

    Who taught you the word “no”?

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  7. dora says:

    thats my girlfriend and i.
    completely.

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