Over the weekend, E.S. and I went to a wedding in Washington, D.C. In our hotel room the night before the event, we had the following conversation.
E.S.: I want to watch TV.
FAUSTUS: Fine by me.
E.S.: But the remote is all the way over there.
FAUSTUS: …
E.S.: Could you go get it for me?
FAUSTUS: No.
E.S.: Whore.
FAUSTUS: You know, it used to be that when I didn’t do what you wanted you called me a brat. Now you call me a whore.
E.S.: Well, our relationship has evolved.
Sounds healthy to me.
So, is he consciously aware that he’s regurgitating Mean Girls dialogue, or is it just completely unintentional synchronicity on his part?
And then you and E.S. had sex.
I’m confused. Is “whore” meant to be an insult?
He’s just jealous people will pay for your art. Isn’t he?
Who taught you the word “no”?
thats my girlfriend and i.
completely.