Will wonders never cease?
Actually, that’s a pretty lame finish. In the old days I would somehow have turned this into a post about an orgy.
Not with a bang but with a whimper, folks.
Will wonders never cease?
Actually, that’s a pretty lame finish. In the old days I would somehow have turned this into a post about an orgy.
Not with a bang but with a whimper, folks.
You are an old married man now, a homeowner with a dishwasher, to boot.
An orgy that involved emotional insecurities and body issues, but an orgy none-the-less. Count your blessings.
It’s a ho trap.
Is that some sort of implicit cessation of the blog? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *scream the multitudes*
Judith: Thank you. Now I will go kill myself.
David: Emotional insecurities? What are you talking about?
Roy: Only a pierced-ho trap.
sam: No. Just a prediction.
Please list me in the “AIEEEEE! NOOOOOOOO!” column (with the rest of the wailing masses). Here’s hoping you’re just feeling a little out of sorts today. I’d really miss this blog.
I’ve always liked you. Both ways. Married, single, I don’t care.
Good lord. Now that your sexual energy is released in a healthy and fulfilling way you are no good to us anymore. SHAME ON YOU! As a first step, stop taking whatever you’re taking after moving from zoloft (god help you if it’s effexor). Your immediate emotional lunacy will bring many neurotic and/or orgy related posts. We will embrace you again then.
What the hell is this post about?? The link is dead. I’m never falling behind on your blog again!