July 19, 2006

A couple weeks ago I posted a request for copies of Us, In Touch, and Life & Style, along with a promise to explain why I wanted them.

A promise fulfilled late is better than a promise never fulfilled, so I will reveal that I wanted them so that I could prepare for an audition to be one of the co-hosts of this:

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Unfortunately, the producers decided not to call me back for a second audition.

They’ll pay.

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13 Responses to A couple weeks ago I posted a request for copies of Us, In Touch

  1. raph says:

    be happy. this gives you a reason to put ‘hire assassins’ on your to-do list.

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  2. Pam says:

    Pah, you would have been brilliant on that show. They are losers.

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  3. Mike says:

    Faustus, I know they should, and will pay, for standing in your way towards world domination, but in my opinion you are clearly headliner material, not a sidekick. After all, why go to all the bother of getting a sidekick gig if you just have start immediately with the “All About Eve” manipulation and betrayal?

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  4. Dave says:

    Those rotten, untalented hacks. They’ve got some nerve…

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  5. Alden says:

    So….

    Start your own. The selling point of course is where random audience members get to stuff dollar bills in your socks. 🙂

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  6. Jeffrey says:

    Joan Rivers? Would you really want to stoop that low?

    And besides, I just downgraded my cable subscription, and if you’d gotten this I would have had to upgrade all over again.

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  7. Crash says:

    Clearly they couldn’t hire you. Joan couldn’t have held a candle to you and they have to make sure the host looks good.

    If they’d been really smart, they would have fired Joan and made you the host.

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  8. phag says:

    Most unfortunate. Foolish, in fact. I’ll surely never watch it without you.

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  9. Rob7534 says:

    Terrible news!

    But they couldn’t hire someone who would have CLEARLY upstaged Joan. Now you wouldn’t have to pretend to be nice to Melissa.

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  10. will says:

    Maybe you should develop your own show. And maybe instead of Bravo (because they obviously have no taste) you could sell it to LOGO, aka, “Bravo-Lite.” And you know, I’m not entirely kidding here.

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  11. Aidan says:

    Of COURSE they didn’t call you back. Your schayne punnem next to Joan Rivers’ Apple Annie head? People would have thought it was a remake of Waylon and Madame. Plus she probably has it in her contract that her co-host can’t weigh less than she does. They will have to hire a man who looks older and scarier than Joan Rivers — maybe Michael jackson or Fay Dunaway.

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  12. David says:

    You know on your audition card they wrote “will draw focus from Joan.”

    That and “natural redhead?”

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