It is my greatest dream in life to throw a drink in somebody’s face.
Actually, that’s not true. Throwing a drink in somebody’s face is only my second-greatest dream in life; my greatest dream in life is to become an arsonist.
It is my greatest dream in life to throw a drink in somebody’s face.
Actually, that’s not true. Throwing a drink in somebody’s face is only my second-greatest dream in life; my greatest dream in life is to become an arsonist.
Gosh, what happened to “book world darling”, “musical theater gadfly” or even “celebrated dick dancer”?
Been there, done that. Extremely satisfying!
A.B.
Then you must throw your drink in someone’s face, then light him (or her) on fire, thus realizing two dreams at once.
Synergy, my dear. Synergy.
Jeffrey has a point, but it would be easier simply to throw a flaming Sambuca in someone’s face.
You could throw a highly flammable drink in the face of a smoker.
I knew it. You are Count Olaf, aren’t you.
I once threw a cup of water at someone’s face. After a volleyball tournament. It was an exhilirating experience.
Whichever method you choose to fulfill these two dreams, you should look into acquiring an amanuensis to document the entire experience.
I thought your were working out the arson thing by go-go dancing.
This is my first visit to your site, and this is the first post I’ve ever read of yours. I think I’m totally hooked. also – ME TOO!
I’m getting deja vu here.
How did you like Lavi?
Are these dreams or impulses. Sometimes I want to punch pregnant ladies in the stomach–does that count?
I’ve thrown a drink in someone’s face and then set him on fire. Does that work for you? Because it’s really easy as long as brandy’s involved.
I’ve thrown a drink in someone’s face before. Sadly, it wasn’t as satisfying as I thought it would be.
However, I am willing to do it again as soon the ‘moment’ happens.
Sometimes the wanting is better than the having.
But what would you burn?
I think my dream is to have a real orgy before I get too old and have to pay for it.
I was going to say the “light a drink on fire, then throw” thing, but someone beat me to it. Damn.
Actually, you can combine both into a profitable career. Throw the drink, then throw a match.
You ARE talking about being a fire bug, aren’t you? I hope I haven’t confused between an arsonist and an arsenist again! Mercy!
is it still arson if you’re lighting a person?
I actually smacked a guy across the face in a gay bar once. He called a very good friend of mine a whore. It was a very Crystal Carrington moment.
Dreams don’t die, so keep an eye on your dreams.
I adore arson!
Arsonists I’m a bit lukewarm about.
Why, you’re not Faustus. What have you done with him?
Jay is right. You can combine the two. Stage fore-eaters use brandy.