A quick and boring note: I will not be dancing at Splash tonight. I have been rescheduled for next Wednesday.
You know, in case you were planning to come and stick cash in my underwear.
A quick and boring note: I will not be dancing at Splash tonight. I have been rescheduled for next Wednesday.
You know, in case you were planning to come and stick cash in my underwear.
Assuming it’s not closed for another drug bust…
Drat. I’ll just reschedule my flight out….
Sorry for the inconvenience, it’s just that they wanted someone with a little more junk in his trunk – – I swear I’ll leave you some of my tips.
You mean I have to wait another week to give you a dollar and touch your penis?
Now we have to go all the way to your house to do it.
….uh oh,
boyfriend finally put his foot down huh?
He’s kidding; right? I mean, I am going to be in New York next week and only wild horses, or Faustus in a pair of Speedos, would normally induce me to set foot over the threshold at ‘Splash’.
The UK Needs To Know!
Dang!
Forget the speedo’s: I have been rehearsing various other places to insert a couple of bucks.
Well, I couldn’t make it this week anyway. Of course next week is even more difficult. Remind us again next week as I have the memory of a sieve.
Do we really get to touch ur doodle?
Hmm. And I was already planning to fly over there!
paul
You need to dance in DC where only socks are required. You can nix the jockstrap. WOOF
What I want to know is, have you ever farted in the subway?
A quick and boring note: I will not be dancing at Splash tonight either. Of course, I won’t be dancing at Splash any night, so I suppose there’s nothing really comment-worthy about that.