November 11, 2005

When I was four years old, I wanted to grow my hair long so I could braid it and swat flies with the braid.

I didn’t really understand a lot about the principles of aerodynamics. Or the principles of hygiene.

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7 Responses to When I was four years

  1. Logan says:

    Bitch, please.

    You were never four years old.

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  2. David says:

    You were already attracting flies at four years old? You definitely didn’t know much about the principles of hygiene. Thank goodness times have changed.

    They have, right?

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  3. Ruby says:

    “I didn’t really understand a lot about the principles of aerodynamics. Or the principles of hygiene.”

    I have decided not to go to S Carolina. I guess I’ll have to live without being called ‘darlin’ ‘

    🙁

    BTW, I’m in Australia right now and the beaches are full of tall blonde men running around in shorts or…lesser materials >:)

    Since tall blonde Australian’s attract the both of us, what do you say you join me here and leave the flies to those who have long braided hair. Think of an excuse to tell E.S.
    I’ll have a problem giving K. an excuse. He’s with me on this trip.

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  4. Wayne says:

    When I was 4 years old, I wanted to grow my hair long.

    So I can look like the model on one of the those Shampoo Commercials.

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  5. Jalal says:

    When I was 4 years old we used to have huge fly swatters, Karachi being warm and humid and all. But , I hope this means as much to you as it does to me, I would have loved you use your braid.

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  6. Mush says:

    Is this some kind of, I don’t know, My Little Pony porn?

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  7. guile says:

    when i was four years old, i wanted to have hair like the red indians..

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