Everyone must go out and buy the latest issue of The Advocate. On page 87 there is a short essay by the man who has never been seen in the same room with me and on page 18 there is a cute photograph of him along with a short bio.
I’ve heard he’s extraordinarily self-involved and somewhat prudish, but inexplicably I feel some measure of good will towards him.
Ooh! Ooh! I read this when The Advocate came in the mail last week at my office and I forgot to tell you — I mean, that other guy — how spifftacular it was! You FUNNY.
How appropriate that you would be in the “Summer Sex Issue.”
That wasn’t meant to sound as mean as it does.
You prudish? Since when?
Great article! Can’t wait to read “his” book!
A charming article, Mr. D. Rest assured it was the first thing I read when the magazine arrived. So much more interesting than those artificially posed photos of hot men!