January 24, 2005

For those of you who haven’t seen Judy Bachrach’s delectable savaging of Brigitte Quinn on the subject of President Bush’s second inauguration, go here. I promise it’ll be worth it. It’s safe for work, unless of course you happen to work in, you know, America.

And regarding another matter: two more people have done this. I now have a wonderful DVD of The Royal Tenenbaums, which I have already watched, and a wonderful vegetable peeler, with which I have already peeled three cucumbers (for entirely innocuous purposes, I promise you). But, again, there were no names or return addresses. While I love receiving gifts, I love being able to thank people for them even more. So if you sent me a pie protector, a vegetable peeler, or a DVD, would you mind too terribly emailing me your name and address so I can write you a proper thank-you note?

Thank you.

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12 Responses to For those of you who

  1. David says:

    I sent you a pie protector, vegetable peeler, and DVD. The other stuff hasn’t shown up yet, but it will.

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  2. I’ll believe it when I see it.

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  3. SPG says:

    Presents from an unknown admirer? Appetizers to a finale present this upcoming V-day?

    i love your blog, check out mine and link me will you? 😉

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  4. christopher says:

    Am so jealous! I scratched my copy of The Royal Tenenbaums. Now that you have watched it, send it to me!

    Love, love, love Judy Bachrach! I sat with her (not next to her) at a table, at a benefit in NYC last year. Totally, fiercely intellectual. I didn’t mind feeling like a pleb that night!

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  5. Jonathan says:

    Does it bother you in the slightest that somehow, people are successfully going to somewhat great lengths to track down your contact information? I mean, you don’t even post sensitive material, including pictures of your face, for what you consider to be security purposes. I think people spending time and effort to locate me would be a tad disconcerting.

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  6. Brian says:

    Faustus, I recently sent you an offer for a Citibank gold card and a CD loaded with free AOL for a month. Did you get those?

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  7. its when you start getting diamonds and gin that it really gets exciting

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  8. sdf says:

    the tenenbaums was me. hope you liked it. it’s one of my favourite movies.

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  9. Alex says:

    Oh my your being stalked, really by cooking utensiles. What is the stalker trying to tell you thats what makes me wonder.

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  10. PeevedEve says:

    I sent you a copy of “My Year of Meats” (it’s not what you think) slightly used but readable. It goes along with the ‘cooking’ theme.

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  11. Jeffrey says:

    I had watched that clip already, but personally I am even more amused by the fact that the site runs an ad for “Alien vs. Predator” just prior to delivering you to the page with the video.

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  12. Sin says:

    If it makes you feel less confused, or even slightly better, I haven’t sent you a single thing.

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