August 1, 2003

There is a God.

I found out today he is a bottom.

The anaerobic physicist, that is. Not God. God may or may not be a bottom, but I’m not so interested in him.

I want to sing and dance around with joy, but I’m too exhausted from the relief of it all. Because of course if he’s a bottom then it never would have worked anyway, and I can just forget about the whole thing and move on.

I’m sorry not to be more amusing about the whole thing. I’m just so damned thankful that I can’t think clearly.

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10 Responses to There is a God. I

  1. sam says:

    God is a top, because he obviously likes screwing us around so much.

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  2. Surely God must be both a top and a bottom if he’s so omni-present?

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  3. Adam807 says:

    Honey, of course he’s a bottom. He’s an AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR!!

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  4. jalal says:

    well what happens. if he were a bottom but perfect. must we divide ourselves in smaller and smaller groups. and restrict ourselves.

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  5. Jalal, yes.

    Adam, he dated another aerobics instructor who is a top, so it’s not necessarily six of one, half a dozen of the other. Though generally I think you’re right.

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  6. Ed says:

    Everyone‘s a bottom. There are no tops in this city, and probably not anywhere else!

    (Somebody prove me wrong!)

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  7. Daniel says:

    Can’t one or both of you be versatile? Locking yourself into one sexual role cuts off a world of relationship opportunity.

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  8. Adam807 says:

    Ed, most definitely not a bottom here.

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  9. I’ve recently discovered the joys of being versatile…and I LIKE it….

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  10. Wayne says:

    Hi Adam~~ *wink* *wink*

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