April 11, 2003

Pros of going to the third step aerobics class you’ve ever been to in your life:

1. You will get exercise.
2. You can pretend without too much guilt that it’s the first step aerobics class you’ve ever been to in your life, and ask the really cute guy who’s also taking the class for tips.

Cons of going to the third step aerobics class you’ve ever been to in your life:

1. You will get exercise.
2. When you seize the opportunity to position yourself right behind the cute guy, you won’t realize that your complete inability to do any of the moves will make him think you are a total loser.

Another pro:

1. He will cruise you in the steam room.

Another con:

1. Somehow you will lose track of him in between the steam room and getting out of the shower, thereby obligating yourself to go to every single step class they have in the coming week, including the one Saturday morning at 9:00, in hopes that he will show up again.

At least I’ll be really fit.

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