Tonight I am leaving for the weekend to go on a ski trip with the gay cheerleading squad. I have not been skiing in over twenty years, and I was terrible at it even then. Apparently, though, everybody else on the squad is in more or less the same position, which makes me feel better.
Picture it: a bunch of fags screaming in terror as they stumble down the bunny slope.
In my absence, this man and his dog will be guest blogging for me.
I’ll return Monday. I hope my limbs will be intact. I’m certain my dignity won’t.
Have fun! 😀
“Ski trip with the gay cheerleading squad” sounds like a great premise for a porn movie.
woohoo – all goblin all the time
hope you have a nice trip.
Whatever happened to your last guest blogger? Or has he disappeared into the underworld of after-parties?
Where in the Poconos did you go? (Don’t say Shawnee!)
Shawnee.