Yesterday I saw a truck with signage on the side indicating it was making deliveries for “Hansel ‘n Gretel’s Fresh Cold Cuts Factory.”
Given that the central threat in Hansel and Gretel is that the witch will cook Hansel and eat him, this unnerved me.
Perhaps I’ll stick to peanut butter and jelly for a while.
I represent peanut butter and jelly, and we are slapping you with a restraining order.
Hey! If I had the opportunity for fresh delivered meat at my door, I wouldn’t be complaining. Oh, wait, you meant cold cuts, didn’t you? Ah, never mind.