Yesterday I passed a sign in the west village that advertised “Tator Cards and Plam Reading.”
I wish I had a plam, so that I could get it read. Maybe then I would find out the answers to all my questions and the solutions to all my problems.
Of course, if I had a plam, maybe I wouldn’t have any questions or problems in the first place.
If anybody knows where I can get a good plam for not too much money, please let me know.
Used is fine.
I am disappointed that they were not “tater” cards, as the mind boggles around those possibilities. I would say that tater cards would be a much surer bet than anything having to do with plams, which are notoriously unreliable and not nearly as tasty.
Plams are sold at the same place where they sell tator cards.
Plams, for the record, were the devices used in The X Files to stab the alien creatures at the base of their neck because that was the only way to kill them. It was like a switchblade except for the fact that the plam was encased in a tube and you pressed a button to make the dagger part pop out so you can kill, kill, kill
It’s nice to know that Dan Quayle has found gainful employment lettering signs in New York City.