Note to self: be careful about giving your phone number to guys you meet online, because they will call you.
They will call you, in fact, at 5:19 in the morning.
Oh, well. At least there was leftover apple pie for me to eat before going back to sleep.
Hmm…you think the suitor was hoping to prove the whole “early bird gets the worm” theory to be true?
Anyone who calles before 6 am should be bludgeoned to death. It is a sin right up there with murder.