Okay, can I just say that if I woke up in the morning to discover that overnight and unbeknownst to me someone had deposited a cryptic letter from Tyra Banks on a table in my apartment, I would be so fucking terrified that I would dye my hair, change my name, and leave the country?
If you think that a cryptic letter from a hot famous woman is terrifying, then what would the fact that she MANAGED to enter your apartment do to you?
What color?
anapestic: pink. he’s still faustus.
Were I to discover said letter and actually know why it were there, then would I only follow suit.
MAKEOVER!!! I see myself with a platinum blonde high fashion mohawk to highlight my edgy but soulful eyes. And yet, the Mia Farrow look might work with the planes of my face. I wonder where we’re going. Rome? Mexico City? Reykjavík?
I’d just sell it on ebay.
I don’t get it. Should I be embarrassed?
Who’s Tyra Banks?